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Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 23, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features something that probably offends someone somewhere and will inevitably get cancelled. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “Kamala Brau – It gives a lot of head to make up for its lack of substance.” (Brian Brandt) – “The beer will be the warmest thing in Germany this winter.” (cathymv) – “Looks like the mourning period is over for the Queen” 2) (yetanotherjohn) – “80 years ago Germans had a whole different way of getting bombed.” (Mike) – “The beer shortage in Joe

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 16, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us things could be worse. He could be on the road. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – ““I drive fast downhill…. Just like my economy.”” (BluesHarper) – “First time a car lost its value before leaving the showroom floor” 2) (cathymv) – “I’m driving to Marthas Vineyard!!” (ulley) – “I said fix the airbag to the steering wheel not put him in the front seat.” 3) (Par4Course) – “A political maniac in an electric Cadillac.” (EricSteel) – ““Where’s the nearest elementary

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 10, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was significant for the longest serving monarch of England dying. RIP. I think Brian Brandt’s Reader’s Choice winning caption summed it up well. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Joe was very excited to meet the queen.” (RockThisTown) – “The Twitish are coming! The Twitish are coming!” (guido81_MA) – ““It’s good to be the king!” Ha, I’ve been waiting 70 years to say that.” 2) (Mary Gehman) – “…Beautiful Plumage…” (McGeehee) – ““Ever since — you know — Kate has been waking me

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 2, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to us by the WTHIsThisKindofSpeechinAmerica lecture brought to us by the current POTUS. The Democrat messaging in the run up and aftermath of this speech appalled me. I never thought I would see an American POTUS and his comrades announce that anyone who does not agree with them is “an extremist”, a “semi-fascist”, and a “domestic terrorist”. I know my history and this ain’t good. I thought EricSteel’s quote best summed it up: If you ever wondered, how the German people let the holocaust happen? Look around today. In his speech last night,

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 2, 2022

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday. Or Monday.

Winners Week of August 26, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the letters “D” for diary, “L” for laptop, and “P” for parenting. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (cathymv) – “So this is where Hillarys broom stick went” AND (guido81_MA) – “This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a tuba in my ass. Not a joke.” 2) (Porkopolis) – “Stick In The Mud” 3) (Mike) – ““I once had a tall white hat, too! But it was pointy at the top, so Barack made me take it off!”” 4)(RockThisTown)

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 19, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features women who had way more fun than Liz Cheney this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – “OMG! It’s a real ‘cloister-f@#$ck’…!!!” (yetanotherjohn) – “This has got to be the weirdest oxyclean commercial I have ever seen.” (rodney dill) – “Lighten up, Francis.” 2) (Rick Adams) – “The next season of “Call the Midwife” is gonna be lit.” (Nipperdoodle) – ““Hey all you Islamic martyrs. This is what you have waiting for you”” (Dusty Pitts) – ““And then Biden called me

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 12, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is hopefully the last photo of a Liz Cheney campaign rally. If you can call it a rally when everyone looks like they’d rather be getting root canals… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “First rule of Liz Cheney Fan Club: nobody talks about Liz Cheney Fan Club. (That’s because nobody’s in Liz Cheney Fan Club.)” (RockThisTown) – ““Be vewy quiet. My Dad and I are hunting votes.”” 2) (RadiCalMan) – “I went out hunting with my dad today and I did

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 11, 2022

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced on Sunday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 5, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows that photoshopping can accomplish almost anything. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – “You’ll also find Hillary’s political career about 100 yards to the right.” (Mary Gehman) – “Well…that’s one way to end those pesky alimony payments.” 2) (Kaptain Krude) – ““Why, I’m always happy to help out, Donald dear! (sotto voce) I told you I would dance on your grave, didn’t I? Do you not like that, Mrs. First Lady? Oh, I forgot! I’M the former First Lady, not you! Oopsie!

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 29, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provides a rare glimpse of Joe Biden outside his crate. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “Joe, just turn the teleprompter around and let us read it ourselves.” (Dusty Pitts) – ““TOUCHDOWN!”” 2) (McGeehee) – ““The recession that got away was THIS BIG!”” (rodney dill) – “Your $5 footlong now costs $12.50… You’re welcome.” 3) (yetanotherjohn) – ““Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 22, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly brought out a lot of enthusiasm…and male bitterness. Yikes! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Rick Adams) – “Who activated the Otto Pilot?” (Porkopolis)- “QAnon Shaman guy sure cleaned-up nicely.” (Mike) – ““X-ray vision is not a gift in DC”, thought Clark, as he longed to tell Nancy Pelosi to put something lead on!” 2) (Joe_Miller) – “Nobody recognizes Superman when he’s wearing glasses.” (Dusty Pitts) – ““I have come here today to chew bubble gum and kiss ass, and I’m all out of

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 15, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us why the Western world is such a mess right now. Mon Dieu! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Vagabond661) – ““How to French Kiss in the Covid era.”” 2) (RadiCalMan) – “Are you a breakfast Crêpe or a creep???” 3) (McGeehee) – ““My eyes are up here.” “Considering the diplomatic representatives your husband has appointed, I am simply being cautious.”” 4)(Brian Brandt) – “Welcome, Madam, to the Bastille Day celebration. The Bastille was first in a long, proud history of the French surrendering

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 8, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ sure brought out the love. Triple winners for a triple…something. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Someone please just shoot me if one of them starts upside-down twerkin’!” (cathymv) – “Udderly ridiculous!!” (ulley) – “Would the three ladies please leave the beach the tide is waiting to come in.” 2) (Brian Brandt) – “A WELL-REGULATED swimsuit BEING necessary to the security of a free BEACH, the RIGHT of THE PEOPLE to keep and wear SPANDEX, shall not be infringed.” (Par4Course) – “Alex, I’ll

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 8, 2022

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday. Or Monday.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 2, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is a good reminder to reread the Declaration of Independence. Just seems relevant. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Come to papa…you throbbing crib kitten…”” (yetanotherjohn) – “This week, all captions and the picture were judged to be inappropriate.” 2) (Rick Adams) – “🎵Thank heaven for little girls 🎵” (Porkopolis) – “Vintage-styled Aviator Glasses: $105 Blazer with POTUS buttons: $2,500 Sending Air Force One to raid southern-border migrant facility for grand-kid’s diapers and formula: Priceless!” 3) (retired military) – “Girl smacks Biden

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 24, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a little quieter than normal but I guess there were a couple of important things that happened this week that might have distracted people. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (BluesHarper) – “Joe’s thought bubble:” 2) (cathymv) – “The smartest one in this photo is on a leash….” 3) (Joe_Miller) – “Joe keeps wondering why no one lets him hang his head out of the window on Air Force One.” 4)(Tom Morrow) – “Sadly, NOT the next contestants in Jigsaw’s game.” 5) (Brian Brandt)

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

A Resounding Victory for Gun Rights!

By: Scalia
By a 6-3 majority, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that the constitutional right to keep and bear arms extends beyond one’s home. Citing the Heller and McDonald precedents, the Court ruled that the State of New York’s requirement that law-abiding citizens show just cause to carry a firearm outside one’s home was a violation of the fundamental right of self-defense. Thus, the “show cause” laws in a handful of states, notably New York, California and Hawaii, are now unconstitutional. Given the cited precedents, today’s decision seemed a foregone conclusion. It is difficult to fathom how a constitutional majority

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 17, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes me want to watch Godfather I and II again. But not III. Never III. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – “You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.” (Vagabond661) – “Is this how Kamala started?” 2) (Joe_Miller) – ““That’s not my ass.”” (EricSteel) – “I think he is taking the term “blow your mind” too literally.” 3) (RadiCalMan) – “In the old days we used to use the guillotine, now we just give you the kiss of

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Democrats Want More School Shootings

By: Scalia
The horrific shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, TX and the recent grocery store shooting in Buffalo, NY, have been the pretexts for predictable calls to ban firearms. The Left has convinced itself and is attempting to convince anybody who will listen that firearms are the reason these tragedies occur. If we get rid of the guns, say they, we will get rid of the problem. After all, the United States is the only place in the world where these things happen, right? And while they screech about the National Rifle Association’s (NRA) culpability and holding gun manufacturers legally

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 10, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that television can always reach new lows. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Raise your hand if you overstand this interview. Not understand, overstand.” (Porkopolis) – “Sunset Strip Crypt” 2) (Rick Adams) – ““They’re not just Republican racist white supremacist MAGA extreme religious dominionist rightwing radicals… they’re Republican racist white supremacist ultra MAGA extreme religious dominionist rightwing radicals.”” (ulley) – “Mr President nobody has stolen your thumb it`s underneath your fingers.” 3) (DustyPitts) – ““…and so, when I finished my tour

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 3, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us once again that we fought to get away from this stuff but still spend a weekend celebrating it and debating giving up the 2nd Amendment so we can have more of this. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “See there, that’s the president of the United States and if you don’t behave I’ll let him sniff your hair.” (Brian Brandt) – “She wants to speak to the manager.” 2) (ulley) – ““Get that corgi off my nuts.” (BluesHarper) – “Royal Cow

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of May 27, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a needed break. And God bless all those who served. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “Johnson contemplates the future of Britain: one English girl and two immigrants.” (cathymv) – “You know Joe Biden is jealous……” 2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life … unless you can land a sweet government gig.” (Paul Hooson) – ““You know, my wife is just about your age”.” 3) (guido81_MA) – “Eyes on your own paper, Boris.” AND

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 21, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a photo so memorable that we hit over 300 comments on the thread! Triple winners! Get ready for the new monkeypox category next week! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (McGeehee) – “This new reboot of That 70s Show really sucks.” (RockThisTown) – “Millions upon millions of people were harmed in the making of this photo.” (rodney dill) – “Aren’t the ventriloquist dummies supposed to be smaller than the ventriloquists?” 2) (guido81_MA) – “Where’s a vicious rabbit when you really need one?” (Mary Gehman)

It Was Hillary All Along

The greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon the People of the United States.

Early Voting in Georgia Primary Sets New Turnout Records

The Republican grass roots are not best pleased with Kemp, and show utter contempt for Raffensperger.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Ketanji Brown Jackson as Leftist as Alleged — OPEN THREAD

By: Scalia
If there was any doubt about the mentality Ketanji Brown Jackson, who was recently confirmed as an associate justice to the United States Supreme Court, will bring to the Court, that was dispelled by today’s interview by the Washington Post. Jackson was asked the following: Q: What was your response when you when you saw the draft leak ? A: Everybody who is familiar with the court and the way in which it works was shocked by that. Such a departure from normal order. Q: Do you think it

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 14, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we fought a revolution so twits like Chuck didn’t rule us. Unfortunately, it didn’t prevent twits like Biden from ruling us. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “Oh, who am I kidding? She’s NEVER going to die.” (Mary Gehman) – “Charles says to the crown: “Come to papa, you throbbing mattress kitten…”” 2) (Brian Brandt) – “Charles thought bubble: “I should have gone to the bathroom first.”” (Dusty Pitts) – “Uneasy lies the head that STILL doesn’t get to wear

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

How The Cheat Was Accomplished

Back in April of 2021 I opined that the Media Narrative was not moving the opinion of the electorate as to the of legitimacy of the 2020 Federal Election. Our ever reliable contra indicator was quick to reply: The notion of limiting ballot drop boxes and other rules specially written to make it more difficult for POC to vote is no good strategy going ahead for Republicans to win future elections. This only alienates making inroads among POC voters. In a state like Georgia, maybe limiting who can vote might win elections for two to four years for Republicans,

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 7, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that the Uniparty considers this man to not be sexist or racist. See how long you can go without laughing while reading that statement out loud. We reached the 300 comment mark so there are three winners per place. I’m sure that makes all the food/energy/decent people shortages all the more bearable. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “He finally found somebody to shake his hand who’s not incorporeal.” (EricSteel) – “My son and I have started a new company

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

By: Kevin
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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