Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of December 1, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ begins a season of festive photos awaiting captions! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Jill announced that in the spirit of the season the White House will be sending more hostages to Hamas so they won’t run short this Christmas.” (ulley) – “We`d better open our umbrellas it looks like reindeer.” 2) (Joe_Miller) – “Waiting in line to talk to Santa took a disappointing turn this year.” (Bee Capu) – 3) (Brian Brandt) – “This will be the gold standard by which all

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 1, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 24, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the start of the holiday season. Hope you all had a better weekend than the dough guy. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Porkopolis) – “Who had Papa Smurf vs Pillsbury Doughboy MMA Fighting on their Bingo Card?” (yetanotherjohn) – “It takes a village to put Hillary’s pantsuits on.” 2) (vern bachman) – (Rick Adams) – “SOON.” 3) (2klbofun) – “NYC erupted into chaos when pro Palestinian protesters excoriated Macy’s for celebrating a Bris.” (Joe_Miller) – ““Try to hold him until the Ghostbusters get

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 17, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the lead up to Thanksgiving and a reminder of the greatest episode of WKRP EVAH! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) – “Biden “Before we get started what are your pronouns”” (Kenny Moore) – “You would be delicious with cornbread stuffing, but tradition dictates that we stuff the ballot box instead.” 2) (McGeehee) – ““I hereby appoint you to the United States Supreme Court.”” (RockThisTown) – “Joe challenges the turkey to a teleprompter contest.” 3) (Paul Hooson) – “And, the turkey is

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 17, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday. Note: There appears to have been a system wide Discus issue (link), so comments made this morning weren’t showing. It appears to be fixed now.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of November 10, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought back an old favorite. A very old and bitter favorite. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “This picture is hilarious if you imagine her singing “I’m a Little Teapot Short and Stout.”” (rodney dill) – “Here she come just a walkin’ down the street Singing, ‘Old wide Biddy, Biddy dumb, Biddy Boob” 2) (Par4Course) – “We normally require handcuffs, Madam Secretary.” (guido81_MA) – “Hillary is paroled from prison after serving her time for denying the results of the 2016 election. Oh

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 10, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 3, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Melania Trump was such a classy, elegant First Lady. Now we have Jill on Halloween. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (cathymv) – “Only Joe Biden can make us regret that Hillary isn’t president…..” 2) (ulley) – “Malice in Wonderland.” 3) (McGeehee) – “Beware the grabberwock, my daughter His mouth that drools, his nose that sniffs Stay clear of the phony Dr. Jill And that damn pencil-neck Adam Schiff” 4)(rodney dill) – ““You want some Bud Light… the LGBTQ community sent us

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 3, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. I know it’s post-Halloween but we haven’t gotten catty about the Bidens for awhile. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 27, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pays homage to a revered fall tradition-the Weekend Caption Contest&trade Oktoberfest photo! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) – “Woman on left “Hans here bet me I couldnt land my pretzel on his weinersnitzel from 5 feet”” 2) (Kenny Moore) – “Beer, brats, bustiers – bravo Bavaria.” 3) (ulley) – “Sorry young man we`ve called time at the Bra.” 4)(Par4Course) – “A threesome with pretzels. What more could you ask for?” 5) (cathymv) – “Hurensohn’s to the left of me..Hurensohn’s to the right

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 27, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday. Really, they’re announced Monday this week.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of October 20, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured everyone’s favorite attention ho moppet! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Blues Harper) – “Nothing screams “Global Warming” more than wearing layer, after layer, after layer of clothes.” (Kaptain Krude) – ““As Gaia as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”” 2) (yetanotherjohn) – “What a horrible right wing nazi threatening the very foundations of democracy … (someone whispers ‘She’s a liberal’ in my ear) I mean what a brave speaker of truth to power who brings wisdom to all.” (Porkopolis) – “Save the

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 13, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ wasn’t lacking for inappropriate comments. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Rick Adams) – “♫ Oh, ♫ My love, ♫ My darling, ♫ I’ve hungered for your touch. ♫” 2) (Patrick_McHargue) – “So handsome! Too bad we’re not related.” 3) (Joe_Miller) – “Find a woman who looks at you like she looks at her brother.” 4)(McGeehee) – “Ilhan’s always had a thing for Eddie Munster.” 5) (yetanotherjohn) – “There is only one real man in this photo … the rest are all democrats so who

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 13, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 6, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates red pills. BIG red pills. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Kevin, pull the fire alarm!” (Porkopolis) – “Matt Gaetz: “Brought It!”” 2)(ulley) – “The look of someone who just discovered this is the toilet cueue.” (patriciamcc) – “What happens when one is arrogant, two-faced and corrupt. He never saw it coming; that’s the amusing part of the story. He laid down with pigs rather than fly with the eagles. Eight eagles took him down.” 3) (vern bachman) – (cathymv) – “So

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 29, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was brought to you by the DNC. Enough said. Please put suggestions for new caption categories in the comments section. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) – “If you’re trying to impress the ladies, the gold bar goes in the front of your underwear, Bob.” (rodney dill) – “Looking for Mr. Goldbar.” 2) (BluesHarper) – “No worries – I’m a democrat.” (Par4Course) – “The only honest one in this picture is the potted plant.” 3) (ulley) – “Love the flack Jacket and matching wellies.”

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 29, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Halloween is right around the corner! Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday. Don’t forget the brand new “Best Hunter” category!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 22, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that standards exist so the left can lower them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Cause every girl crazy ’bout a tarp-dressed man” (Brian Brandt) – “I’m here to chew gum and turn the Senate into a third world shithole . . . . . . and I’m all out of gum.” 2) (Paul Hooson) – ““Some day you will wear the Big Boy pants”.” (Rick Adams) – ““In much of Europe and the Americas during the 19th and early 20th

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of September 15, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) – “What is the difference between these tents and the WH? After extensive searching no cocaine was found in these tents” (yetanotherjohn) – “You know, over 10,000 Biden voters live at this address … according to voting records which are totally legit and should never be questioned unless you are a misogynistic racist.” 2) (Blues Harper) – “When you no longer get participation trophies.” (rodney dill) – “Typical LA AirBNB.” 3) (McGeehee) – “Grand Opening of the

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 15, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday. Don’t forget the brand new “Best Hunter” category!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 8, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that no matter how smart the liberal elite think they are, they aren’t so hot when it comes to self reliance. We have a new category as well-“Best Hunter Reference” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Roe v. Wade . . . they chose wade.” 2) (Joe_Miller) – ““Could be worse. Could be raining.”” 3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Do you really love me or is it just that I still have some propane for my RV heater?” 4)(Porkopolis) – “Apocalypse Plow” 5)

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 8, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of September 1, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of summer. That means fun time is over and I expect 200 captions a week. I have Biden pictures and I’m not afraid to use them! Your homework this week is to nominate some new caption categories. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “Why can’t you just wear a rainbow colored Che shirt, like all the normal brainwashed kids?” 2) (Kenny Moore) – “How dare you object to this school’s free dumb to trample freedom.” 3) (Patrick_McHargue) – “(screaming) “Off

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 1, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 25, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a photo responsible for incredible amounts of fundraising and liberal gnashing of teeth! Win-win. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (McGeehee) – ““Miss me yet? All they’ve done is miss me!”” (cathymv) – “Ghosts sit around a camp fire and tell Donald Trump stories” 2) (Porkopolis) – “Up-vote if you think this image should be projected on the Washington Monument in the line-of-sight from the White House.” (Kenny Moore) – “Monumentally Aggressive Government Atrocity” 3) (Retired military) – “Trump “Do you feel lucky punk?

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 18, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brings back an old favorite that always brings out great captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “This hurricane is unlike any we’ve ever seen. Not only must you dodge rain, hail, high winds & flying debris, but you gotta run with your head down to dodge sniper fire.” AND (Brian Brandt) – “New York Times: CORRECTIONS – A photo shown in yesterday’s article about Hurricane Hilary was incorrectly captioned as storm damage. The photo was actually a supermarket after a mostly peaceful

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 18, 2023

It’s almost Friday (and I’m out all day tomorrow) which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 11, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Karma. Special shout out to yetanotherjohn for going above and beyond to prevent me from having to post a Biden photo next week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kaptain Krude) – “They look bored. They must be watching a soccer match.” AND (vern bachman) – 2) (Par4Course) – “US Women’s Soccer Team listening to the National Anthem.” 3) (Porkopolis) – “Trans-fixed.” 4)(guido81_MA) – 5) (McGeehee) – “USWNT takes the field against an even more challenging opponent: the Myrtle Street Park Pee-Wee Soccer All-Stars,

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 11, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of August 4, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes you wonder why a generation that produced the P_$$y riot loves a doll that feeds into negative female body image. Oh yeah-it’s “in” so it’s okay. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “MILF … Mattels I’d like to forget.” 2) (RockThisTown) – “The correct term for a group of Barbies? Biden. “Look! It’s a ‘Biden of Barbies’!”” 3) (Rick Adams) – “Not pictured: Oil Rig Barbie, Stonemason Barbie, Crane Operator Barbie, Electrical Power Line Installer Barbie.” 4)(ulley) – “The new FBI casual

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 4, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 28, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the humility and love of country that politicians show when they step down when they are obviously having serious cognitive issues. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – “Not the best time to practice your President Biden impression, Senator.” 2) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Dog goes “woof” Cat goes “meow” Bird goes “tweet” But there’s one sound That no one knows What does the turtle say? “………………………………..”” 3) (KaptainKrude) – “I’m shivering in anticipa….. ….. ….. ….. ………. ….. ….. ………. ….. ….. ……….

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 21, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ hopefully fills the void left by Hollywood being on strike. How will we survive? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – “I bet somebody will make a movie about this someday…” AND (guido81_MA) – “This will probably save Disney a lot of money by not being able to produce more disasters.” 2) (yetanotherjohn) – “But if they go on strike, who will tell us we are all racists?” 3) (Porkopolis) – “ChatGPT Prompt: Give me a RomCom with out-of-work writers styled after Friends,

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 21, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 14, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us we fought a revolution so two hundred years later the King can laugh it up with a POTUS whose conduct is straight out of the King George III playbook. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “Upper Class Twit of the Year, meet The Manchurian Cantaloupe.” 2) (RockThisTown) – “Camilla! Kamala! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!” 3) (McGeehee) – ““How many Santa Clauses do you Brits have!?”” 4)(Bee Capu) – 5) (Tom Morrow) – “Chuckles and Idiot Joey share that profound sadness when one’s

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 14, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 7, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates our still great country and our ability to mock those who try to make it less great. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) – “Uncle Sam “Hey did you hear that some tourist brought cocaine into the WH?” Eagle “Yeah I heard that” Uncle Sam “Do you know why the Secret Service isnt worried about tourists bringing Anthrax into the WH?” Eagle “Not a clue” Uncle Sam “Hunter Biden doesn’t snort Anthrax”” AND (RockThisTown) – “That can’t be Uncle Sam. His hands

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of July 7, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 30, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features yet another evil hurdle the USA has faced in its history. Happy 4th and God bless our country! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kenny Moore) – “Who’s your Vladdy? 2) (Joe_Miller) – “When a single quagmire isn’t enough.” 3) (yetanotherjohn) – ““Indiana Jones and the Death Tsar”” 4)(Kaptain Krude) – “AOC comes in for a quick brain refill.” 5) (Paul Hooson) – “Don’t be dumb. be a smarty, come and join Putin’s, what for all intents and purposes, is still is a Communist

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 23, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates real men of genius as envisioned by today’s ad companies. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “Zuckerberg’s next big project: Assbook.” 2) (vern bachman) – 3) (ulley) – “Great from this position I can see Uranus from.” 4)(cathymv) – “You will STAY woke!!!” 5) (RadiCalMan) – “I am a Meta Man and my pronoun is meh!” 6) (Tom Morrow) – ““Lose, or I delete your digital existence.”” The Readers Choice Award this week goes to: (rodney dill) – “Chuck Norris still

Dimensions of Conflict

  It’s strange, but sometimes you can see something right in front of you, yet not see it for what it is.  This post discusses the hidden dimensions of the present crisis involving the documents held by Trump and  other politicians, and the stakes of the conflict at work. I have opinions, of course, on whether or not Donald Trump is guilty of anything and how the trials will play out.  But this is not for playing lawyer, but for wearing my historian hat, because I have not seen or heard anyone discuss the broader aspects of this situation.   There

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 23, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 16, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us, yet again, what hypocrites the MSM and liberal women are. Also, I think we have another week where everyone wins a Most Inappropriate award. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (cathymv) – “wait… my name isn’t Dick” 2) (Porkopolis) – “Alexandria Ocasio-Courtesan?” 3) (Par4Course) – “Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast.” 4)(RockThisTown) – “Orange man bad. Orange woman awesome!” 5) (McGeehee) – ““Watch it, buster — I’m