This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Melania Trump was such a classy, elegant First Lady. Now we have Jill on Halloween. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (cathymv) – “Only Joe Biden can make us regret that Hillary isn’t president…..” 2) (ulley) – “Malice in Wonderland.” 3) (McGeehee) – “Beware the grabberwock, my daughter His mouth that drools, his nose that sniffs Stay clear of the phony Dr. Jill And that damn pencil-neck Adam Schiff” 4)(rodney dill) – ““You want some Bud Light… the LGBTQ community sent us
It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought back an old favorite. A very old and bitter favorite. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “This picture is hilarious if you imagine her singing “I’m a Little Teapot Short and Stout.”” (rodney dill) – “Here she come just a walkin’ down the street Singing, ‘Old wide Biddy, Biddy dumb, Biddy Boob” 2) (Par4Course) – “We normally require handcuffs, Madam Secretary.” (guido81_MA) – “Hillary is paroled from prison after serving her time for denying the results of the 2016 election. Oh
It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday. Note: There appears to have been a system wide Discus issue (link), so comments made this morning weren’t showing. It appears to be fixed now.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the lead up to Thanksgiving and a reminder of the greatest episode of WKRP EVAH! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) – “Biden “Before we get started what are your pronouns”” (Kenny Moore) – “You would be delicious with cornbread stuffing, but tradition dictates that we stuff the ballot box instead.” 2) (McGeehee) – ““I hereby appoint you to the United States Supreme Court.”” (RockThisTown) – “Joe challenges the turkey to a teleprompter contest.” 3) (Paul Hooson) – “And, the turkey is
It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the start of the holiday season. Hope you all had a better weekend than the dough guy. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Porkopolis) – “Who had Papa Smurf vs Pillsbury Doughboy MMA Fighting on their Bingo Card?” (yetanotherjohn) – “It takes a village to put Hillary’s pantsuits on.” 2) (vern bachman) – (Rick Adams) – “SOON.” 3) (2klbofun) – “NYC erupted into chaos when pro Palestinian protesters excoriated Macy’s for celebrating a Bris.” (Joe_Miller) – ““Try to hold him until the Ghostbusters get
It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ begins a season of festive photos awaiting captions! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Jill announced that in the spirit of the season the White House will be sending more hostages to Hamas so they won’t run short this Christmas.” (ulley) – “We`d better open our umbrellas it looks like reindeer.” 2) (Joe_Miller) – “Waiting in line to talk to Santa took a disappointing turn this year.” (Bee Capu) – 3) (Brian Brandt) – “This will be the gold standard by which all
It’s actually Thursday but it’s the Christmas season which means an early start to this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Thanks to the magic of digitization, we have a bit of nostaligia for this week’s contest. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two things that return every year around this time. Well, maybe one of them is celebrated but anyhow… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “The Happy Time Re-education Fun Camp cottages will provide cheerful housing for all the Trump voter guests.” (patrick_mchargue) – “And that’s the window he’ll “fall” from…” 2) (Retired military) – “Hillary “It should be me getting impeached”” (Rick Adams) – ““…They’ll never look for the Rose Law Firm billing records in here…”” 3) (McGeehee) – “Happy Holidays
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ captures a moment in our nation’s history that we will always remember. Sadly. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Rick Adams) – “♫ Don we now our gay apparel ♫” (RadiCalMan) – “When the White House goes woke, we all are going broke!” 2) (BluesHarper) – “Diversity and Inclusion.., wait, where’s the Double-Breasted Zebra Frog?” (cathymv) – “They were going to put the new Washington sex tape to Christmas music and use that for the whitehouse Christmas season……..but they decided to go with this atrocity
It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Tuesday. Merry Christmas!
The American Political Power structure has changed significantly within the last generation. Unfortunately, most people do not understand the major strategies at work, their purpose and goal, or what these strategies mean for the United States. This essay examines those particulars. In essence, there are four major theaters of conflict: Political DominionEconomic OligarchyIntellectual HegemonySocial Fascism Let’s examine each one at a time. Political Dominion means de facto control of all major political movements. In the United States, the Left has sought since 1964 to make all major decisions effectively irrelevant. Many pundits and even politicians have observed that the mainstream
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Christmas and the fact that Hillary will never be POTUS. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – “Side Note: Neither dog in this photo ever became President of the United States.” (Rick Adams) – 2) (Porkopolis) – “First Bitch” (vern bachman) – 3) (RockThisTown) – “Dashing through the snow . . . oh wait, that’s the Biden White House. Never mind.” (Brian Brandt) – “Bill: “You know, dear, it’s Christmas, and I was thinking about coming clean about all the lies, the
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of 2023. May 2024 actually be better. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (vern bachman) – (McGeehee) – “And after all this… 2024!” 2) (Par4Course) – “You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. Ain’t it hard when you discover that He really wasn’t where it’s at After he took from you everything he could steal?” (Blues Harper) – “Miss John Wayne yet?” 3) (rodney dill) – “Do mime horses make
It’s Thursday (and I’m traveling tomorrow) and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated another low in First Lady Fashions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “After last week, you would think Wizbang wouldn’t make us look at more horses asses.” 2) (2klbofun) – “Found it! (for those of y’all who play the “who wore it better” game with Jill’s outfits).” 3) (Joe_Miller) – “We’re a single pin away from President Harris.” 4)(914) – “🎵 A little diddy’ bout Jill and Diane.., 2 merican kids rot the heartland 🎶” 5) (Brian Brandt) – “Doctor Jill thought
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds you that clean energy doesn’t work so well when the weather is like this. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Poor Hunter Biden. Amidst all that white powder, he got lost.” (rodney dill) – “Why not to take your iPhone ice fishing with you.” 2) (BluesHarper) – “Somebody’s Mother-In-Law came to visit.” (Joe_Miller) – “He’s thinking, “At least SHE’s not here!”” 3) (RadiCalMan) – “This is what the Iowa caucas is going to look like this year.” (TheyTukRJobz) – “Fishin’ for Build
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows us that real life truly does have fiction beat. We even have a three way tie for 1st! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kenny Moore) – “Yes, he is.” (Paul Hooson) – “I bet they sing “The Fentanyl Fight Song” as well?” (Joe_Miller) – “Someone in the White House press office thought this was a good idea.” 2) (Retired military) – “he core courses at this school include Hookers 101 How to disown your Baby Mama’s baby Basic art and how to get
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demonstrates the perils of unexpected video cameras. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “See, this is why rectal joy buzzers are such a great practical joke.” (rodney dill) – “Joe Biden: “Toldya not to say her name three times.”” (cathymv) – “What we need here… is more cow bell!!!” 2) (McGeehee) – “God: “Hillary Rodham Clinton, you have come to the end of your mortal existence and will now be Judged. Do you have any questions before we proceed?” Hillary: “Why are you
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the realities of climate science. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “He also predicted another six weeks of Nikki Haley thinking she can win the Republican nomination.” 2) (guido81_MA) – “Knows more about the climate than Algore & John Lurch Kerry combined.” 3) (Porkopolis) – “♫ I’m alright…Nobody worry ’bout me… ♫” 4) (Joe_Miller) – ““Please tell me you’re not Bill de Blasio!”” 5) (Codebanger) – “Quiet! Or I’ll put this b!@#$d down and then you’ll be sorry.” 6) (Rick Adams)
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was brought to you by “Anything not showing the Super Bowl or Taylor Swift.” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Go talk to them.” “No, you go.”” AND (ulley) – “This new masked swingers show will never take off.” 2) (McGeehee) – “After the masks come off.” 3) (Retired military) – “To explain Biden’s appearance in blackface KJP described him as a sympathetic well meaning elderly man with memory problems”” 4)(Rick Adams) – ““How dare you, sir. My pronouns are who/what/Idon’tknow.”” 5) (Mary
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that people are capable of stupid ANYWHERE The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – “Kinda makes you wish you were snow-blind…” (Retired military) – “What you see after hearing “here hold my beer”” 2) (RadiCalMan) – “Welcome to 2024! Where everything wrong, is right in your face!” (Rick Adams) – “*record scratch* “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”” 3) (ulley) – “We told him it would be all downhill if he carried on drinking” (vern bachman) –
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that aging gracefully only applies to some people. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “A bit long in the tooth, but only 29 in silicone years.” AND (Joe_Miller) – “Pamela Anderson joins Madonna onstage for the So Far Past My Prime Tour.” 2) (Codebanger) – “Serving number 10. Number 10.” 3) (Par4Course) – “How many women did Bill Clinton have last week?” 4)(RockThisTown) – “Sadly, Bill Post, 96, inventor of Pop-Tarts, passed away Feb. 10. But, as shown here, his legacy
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demanded a photo of the man who opened the border visiting the border to pretend he didn’t open it. You all didn’t disappoint. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Blues Harper) – “Biden: “I taught Wile E. Coyote everything he knows.”” (Retired military) – “Biden “busy lately?” Agent. “busier than Kamala at a gloryhole convention”” 2) (vern_bachman) – (Rick Adams) – ““And the award for most fist-bumps to incoming MS-13 members goes to…”” 3) (RockThisTown) – ““Hey, I appreciate you guys doing the jobs Americans
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ did not feature anyone present at the SOTU. You’re welcome. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kenny Moore) – “And this is just the primaries.” (RockThisTown) – “No referees were harmed in the making of this photo.” (cathymv) – “I was watching a fight and a hockey game broke out…..” 2) (Par4Course) – “Joint House and Senate committee meets to discuss differences in their respective border security bills.” 3) (RadiCalMan) – “🎶 Sitting on a sofa on a Thursday evening Going to the State of
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a side by side comparison of the current era versus the 80s. Nothing more need be said. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Porkopolis) – “In the audience, Christopher Walken can be seen leaning over to his date and whispering: “I think it can use more cowbell.”” AND (vern bachman) – 2) (Brian Brandt) – “Fani Willis books a nightclub for all the men she’s had affairs with to celebrate the judge allowing her to stay on the Trump case. (Nathan Wade picked up
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ met my prediction of not having a lack of inappropriate captions. Not difficult with the main character. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) – “Biden’s telling that story about being a little girl again.” (914) – “I’m not on the registry and I’m here to help! – Jo” 2) (Blues Harper) – “Michael Jackson: “Oh sure, when Biden does it it’s okay.”” (RadiCalMan) – “It looks like I got a lot of sniffin’ to do! It’s the only thing that gets me out of
It’s almost Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. (Yes. I changed the picture. It just wasn’t feeling captiony enough.) Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday.
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Easter celebrates the victory of God over evil. Behold a caption photo focused on evil. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “When you can snatch the mail-in ballot from my hand, Grasshopper, you will be ready to be President.” 2) (patriciamcc) – “The three faces of Eve…il.” 3) (vern bachman) – 4)(McGeehee) – ““Dagnab it, Barack, I told you to make sure there were no girls here younger than 30. He can smell a young ‘un a mile away.””
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ put Biden photos to shame. Maybe the Dems should run the gator. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (cathymv) – “Is it Florida man Friday already??” (McGeehee) – “It ain’t legal huntin’ alligator down I’m the swamp, Amos. Try the golf course instead.” 2) (rodney dill) – “After introducing his new pet, Manfred the Wonderdog, at a Press Conference, Joe Biden could no longer be found.” (ulley) – ““Man these Rory Mcllroy tantrums are getting worse.”” 3) (2klbofun) – “Gotta be Florida, here in Louisiana,
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought back a number of oldies but goodies/baddies. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Would somebody please put the ‘fun’ back in funeral already…”” (Porkopolis) – “The Passing of an Error” 2) (RockThisTown) – ““The Phils” L to R: The Philanderer, the Philanthropist, the Filmmaker, the Philosopher & the Fill-in” (Rick Adams) – “President Not President (whew!) President Not President President Not President President Not President President Not President” 3) (vern_bachman) – (Par4Course) – “Presidents who were better than Biden.” 4)(RadiCalMan) –
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that spring is here and there haven’t been any funny baseball pictures yet. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Yes, I promise, I’ll buy you a beer later.” 2) (914) – “Look kid, it’s bidenomics. Suck it up!!” 3) (ulley) – “Come on Rory stop acting like a baby everytime you get beat.” 4)(Joe_Miller) – “It’s a Karen tadpole.” 5) (Rick Adams) – “Guess who just got the bill for Ukraine.” 6) (Acstudent) – “Kind of you to join us, Mr.
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