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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 23, 2024

It’s almost Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 16, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that people are capable of stupid ANYWHERE The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – “Kinda makes you wish you were snow-blind…” (Retired military) – “What you see after hearing “here hold my beer”” 2) (RadiCalMan) – “Welcome to 2024! Where everything wrong, is right in your face!” (Rick Adams) – “*record scratch* “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”” 3) (ulley) – “We told him it would be all downhill if he carried on drinking” (vern bachman) –

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 16, 2024

It’s almost Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 7, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was brought to you by “Anything not showing the Super Bowl or Taylor Swift.” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Go talk to them.” “No, you go.”” AND (ulley) – “This new masked swingers show will never take off.” 2) (McGeehee) – “After the masks come off.” 3) (Retired military) – “To explain Biden’s appearance in blackface KJP described him as a sympathetic well meaning elderly man with memory problems”” 4)(Rick Adams) – ““How dare you, sir. My pronouns are who/what/Idon’tknow.”” 5) (Mary

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 9, 2024

It’s almost Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 2, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the realities of climate science. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “He also predicted another six weeks of Nikki Haley thinking she can win the Republican nomination.” 2) (guido81_MA) – “Knows more about the climate than Algore & John Lurch Kerry combined.” 3) (Porkopolis) – “♫ I’m alright…Nobody worry ’bout me… ♫” 4) (Joe_Miller) – ““Please tell me you’re not Bill de Blasio!”” 5) (Codebanger) – “Quiet! Or I’ll put this b!@#$d down and then you’ll be sorry.” 6) (Rick Adams)

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 2, 2024

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 26, 224

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demonstrates the perils of unexpected video cameras. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “See, this is why rectal joy buzzers are such a great practical joke.” (rodney dill) – “Joe Biden: “Toldya not to say her name three times.”” (cathymv) – “What we need here… is more cow bell!!!” 2) (McGeehee) – “God: “Hillary Rodham Clinton, you have come to the end of your mortal existence and will now be Judged. Do you have any questions before we proceed?” Hillary: “Why are you

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 26, 2024

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 19, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows us that real life truly does have fiction beat. We even have a three way tie for 1st! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kenny Moore) – “Yes, he is.” (Paul Hooson) – “I bet they sing “The Fentanyl Fight Song” as well?” (Joe_Miller) – “Someone in the White House press office thought this was a good idea.” 2) (Retired military) – “he core courses at this school include Hookers 101 How to disown your Baby Mama’s baby Basic art and how to get

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 19, 2024

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 12, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds you that clean energy doesn’t work so well when the weather is like this. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Poor Hunter Biden. Amidst all that white powder, he got lost.” (rodney dill) – “Why not to take your iPhone ice fishing with you.” 2) (BluesHarper) – “Somebody’s Mother-In-Law came to visit.” (Joe_Miller) – “He’s thinking, “At least SHE’s not here!”” 3) (RadiCalMan) – “This is what the Iowa caucas is going to look like this year.” (TheyTukRJobz) – “Fishin’ for Build

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 12, 2024

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 5, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated another low in First Lady Fashions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “After last week, you would think Wizbang wouldn’t make us look at more horses asses.” 2) (2klbofun) – “Found it! (for those of y’all who play the “who wore it better” game with Jill’s outfits).” 3) (Joe_Miller) – “We’re a single pin away from President Harris.” 4)(914) – “🎵 A little diddy’ bout Jill and Diane.., 2 merican kids rot the heartland 🎶” 5) (Brian Brandt) – “Doctor Jill thought

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 5, 2024

It’s Thursday (and I’m traveling tomorrow) and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 29, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of 2023. May 2024 actually be better. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (vern bachman) – (McGeehee) – “And after all this… 2024!” 2) (Par4Course) – “You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. Ain’t it hard when you discover that He really wasn’t where it’s at After he took from you everything he could steal?” (Blues Harper) – “Miss John Wayne yet?” 3) (rodney dill) – “Do mime horses make

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 29, 2023

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday!
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