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Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of February 23, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that aging gracefully only applies to some people. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “A bit long in the tooth, but only 29 in silicone years.” AND (Joe_Miller) – “Pamela Anderson joins Madonna onstage for the So Far Past My Prime Tour.” 2) (Codebanger) – “Serving number 10. Number 10.” 3) (Par4Course) – “How many women did Bill Clinton have last week?” 4)(RockThisTown) – “Sadly, Bill Post, 96, inventor of Pop-Tarts, passed away Feb. 10. But, as shown here, his legacy

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 23, 2024

It’s almost Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 29, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of 2023. May 2024 actually be better. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (vern bachman) – (McGeehee) – “And after all this… 2024!” 2) (Par4Course) – “You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. Ain’t it hard when you discover that He really wasn’t where it’s at After he took from you everything he could steal?” (Blues Harper) – “Miss John Wayne yet?” 3) (rodney dill) – “Do mime horses make

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 29, 2023

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday!

Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 22, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Christmas and the fact that Hillary will never be POTUS. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (rodney dill) – “Side Note: Neither dog in this photo ever became President of the United States.” (Rick Adams) – 2) (Porkopolis) – “First Bitch” (vern bachman) – 3) (RockThisTown) – “Dashing through the snow . . . oh wait, that’s the Biden White House. Never mind.” (Brian Brandt) – “Bill: “You know, dear, it’s Christmas, and I was thinking about coming clean about all the lies, the

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 22, 2023

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Tuesday. Merry Christmas!

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of December 15, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ captures a moment in our nation’s history that we will always remember. Sadly. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Rick Adams) – “♫ Don we now our gay apparel ♫” (RadiCalMan) – “When the White House goes woke, we all are going broke!” 2) (BluesHarper) – “Diversity and Inclusion.., wait, where’s the Double-Breasted Zebra Frog?” (cathymv) – “They were going to put the new Washington sex tape to Christmas music and use that for the whitehouse Christmas season……..but they decided to go with this atrocity

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 15, 2023

It’s Friday and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 8, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two things that return every year around this time. Well, maybe one of them is celebrated but anyhow… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “The Happy Time Re-education Fun Camp cottages will provide cheerful housing for all the Trump voter guests.” (patrick_mchargue) – “And that’s the window he’ll “fall” from…” 2) (Retired military) – “Hillary “It should be me getting impeached”” (Rick Adams) – ““…They’ll never look for the Rose Law Firm billing records in here…”” 3) (McGeehee) – “Happy Holidays

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 8, 2023

It’s actually Thursday but it’s the Christmas season which means an early start to this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Thanks to the magic of digitization, we have a bit of nostaligia for this week’s contest. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of December 1, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ begins a season of festive photos awaiting captions! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Jill announced that in the spirit of the season the White House will be sending more hostages to Hamas so they won’t run short this Christmas.” (ulley) – “We`d better open our umbrellas it looks like reindeer.” 2) (Joe_Miller) – “Waiting in line to talk to Santa took a disappointing turn this year.” (Bee Capu) – 3) (Brian Brandt) – “This will be the gold standard by which all

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 1, 2023

It’s Friday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday or Monday.

Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 24, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the start of the holiday season. Hope you all had a better weekend than the dough guy. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Porkopolis) – “Who had Papa Smurf vs Pillsbury Doughboy MMA Fighting on their Bingo Card?” (yetanotherjohn) – “It takes a village to put Hillary’s pantsuits on.” 2) (vern bachman) – (Rick Adams) – “SOON.” 3) (2klbofun) – “NYC erupted into chaos when pro Palestinian protesters excoriated Macy’s for celebrating a Bris.” (Joe_Miller) – ““Try to hold him until the Ghostbusters get
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