This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demanded a photo of the man who opened the border visiting the border to pretend he didn’t open it. You all didn’t disappoint. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Blues Harper) – “Biden: “I taught Wile E. Coyote everything he knows.”” (Retired military) – “Biden “busy lately?” Agent. “busier than Kamala at a gloryhole convention”” 2) (vern_bachman) – (Rick Adams) – ““And the award for most fist-bumps to incoming MS-13 members goes to…”” 3) (RockThisTown) – ““Hey, I appreciate you guys doing the jobs Americans
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that aging gracefully only applies to some people. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (guido81_MA) – “A bit long in the tooth, but only 29 in silicone years.” AND (Joe_Miller) – “Pamela Anderson joins Madonna onstage for the So Far Past My Prime Tour.” 2) (Codebanger) – “Serving number 10. Number 10.” 3) (Par4Course) – “How many women did Bill Clinton have last week?” 4)(RockThisTown) – “Sadly, Bill Post, 96, inventor of Pop-Tarts, passed away Feb. 10. But, as shown here, his legacy
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that people are capable of stupid ANYWHERE The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) – “Kinda makes you wish you were snow-blind…” (Retired military) – “What you see after hearing “here hold my beer”” 2) (RadiCalMan) – “Welcome to 2024! Where everything wrong, is right in your face!” (Rick Adams) – “*record scratch* “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”” 3) (ulley) – “We told him it would be all downhill if he carried on drinking” (vern bachman) –
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was brought to you by “Anything not showing the Super Bowl or Taylor Swift.” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Go talk to them.” “No, you go.”” AND (ulley) – “This new masked swingers show will never take off.” 2) (McGeehee) – “After the masks come off.” 3) (Retired military) – “To explain Biden’s appearance in blackface KJP described him as a sympathetic well meaning elderly man with memory problems”” 4)(Rick Adams) – ““How dare you, sir. My pronouns are who/what/Idon’tknow.”” 5) (Mary
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the realities of climate science. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Brian Brandt) – “He also predicted another six weeks of Nikki Haley thinking she can win the Republican nomination.” 2) (guido81_MA) – “Knows more about the climate than Algore & John Lurch Kerry combined.” 3) (Porkopolis) – “♫ I’m alright…Nobody worry ’bout me… ♫” 4) (Joe_Miller) – ““Please tell me you’re not Bill de Blasio!”” 5) (Codebanger) – “Quiet! Or I’ll put this b!@#$d down and then you’ll be sorry.” 6) (Rick Adams)
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demonstrates the perils of unexpected video cameras. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “See, this is why rectal joy buzzers are such a great practical joke.” (rodney dill) – “Joe Biden: “Toldya not to say her name three times.”” (cathymv) – “What we need here… is more cow bell!!!” 2) (McGeehee) – “God: “Hillary Rodham Clinton, you have come to the end of your mortal existence and will now be Judged. Do you have any questions before we proceed?” Hillary: “Why are you
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows us that real life truly does have fiction beat. We even have a three way tie for 1st! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Kenny Moore) – “Yes, he is.” (Paul Hooson) – “I bet they sing “The Fentanyl Fight Song” as well?” (Joe_Miller) – “Someone in the White House press office thought this was a good idea.” 2) (Retired military) – “he core courses at this school include Hookers 101 How to disown your Baby Mama’s baby Basic art and how to get
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds you that clean energy doesn’t work so well when the weather is like this. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) – “Poor Hunter Biden. Amidst all that white powder, he got lost.” (rodney dill) – “Why not to take your iPhone ice fishing with you.” 2) (BluesHarper) – “Somebody’s Mother-In-Law came to visit.” (Joe_Miller) – “He’s thinking, “At least SHE’s not here!”” 3) (RadiCalMan) – “This is what the Iowa caucas is going to look like this year.” (TheyTukRJobz) – “Fishin’ for Build
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated another low in First Lady Fashions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (yetanotherjohn) – “After last week, you would think Wizbang wouldn’t make us look at more horses asses.” 2) (2klbofun) – “Found it! (for those of y’all who play the “who wore it better” game with Jill’s outfits).” 3) (Joe_Miller) – “We’re a single pin away from President Harris.” 4)(914) – “🎵 A little diddy’ bout Jill and Diane.., 2 merican kids rot the heartland 🎶” 5) (Brian Brandt) – “Doctor Jill thought
It’s Thursday (and I’m traveling tomorrow) and time for this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Sunday!
This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of 2023. May 2024 actually be better. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (vern bachman) – (McGeehee) – “And after all this… 2024!” 2) (Par4Course) – “You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. Ain’t it hard when you discover that He really wasn’t where it’s at After he took from you everything he could steal?” (Blues Harper) – “Miss John Wayne yet?” 3) (rodney dill) – “Do mime horses make
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