Has there ever been a greater example of media malpractice and malevolence than the way Trumpβs mention of a βbloodbathβ for the auto industry under Biden (analysis: completely true!) was turned into some kind of MAGA Kristallnacht? I suspect Joe Bidenβs new clown shoes are an ironic tribute to this in-kind campaign contribution.
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The week began with a big bangβthe Supreme Court ruling 9 β 0 that Trump had to stay on the ballot, which caused liberal heads to explode and enough tears to irrigate California for a month. One of the heads (or whatβs left of it) that exploded was Joe Bidenβs, who popped off in a speech that left the impression he must have dipped deeply into Hunterβs stash.
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Donβt believe the headlines that Mitch McConnell is really stepping down. Heβs going to replicate himself as an AI robot. Just keep in mind the lifespan of turtles, and youβll know Iβm right. And the crash of Googleβs Gemini AI is a distractionβitβs just another CIA-Taylor Swift psy-op.
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And finally. . . Tulsi Gabbard:
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This is the week we got confirmation that Joe Biden is not merely a doddering, senile fool, but a bad dog owner, which is cosmically worse. Meanwhile, the FBI continues its string of comic incompetence, arresting an informant it has had on its payroll for more than a decade (paging Inspector Clouseau!), but only when it became useful to embarrass Republicans. Itβs enough to make you want to put a gold-gilted Trump high-top sneaker up something.
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